A guy phones up his Boss, but picks up the bosses'

wife instead. "I'm sorry he died last week". she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next

day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.

By This time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY

TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!

WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?". "Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "

I just love hearing it.