A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat,


after a few more beers.


One of the boys asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?"


The host says: "It's my speaking clock!"

"How does it work?"

"I will show you" and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!

A voice from next door yells: "For fucks sake you cunt,


its twenty to three in the morning!"