A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink.


Walking up behind her he says,

"Hi, there, good looking'! How's it going'?"



She, having already downed a few power drinks,


turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door,


back door, it doesn't matter to me.


I've been doing it ever since I got out of college.


I just flat-ass love it!"


Eyes now wide with interest,


he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too!

What firm are you with?