A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,

so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.


A few days later, he received this report:


Most honorable sir,


You leave house.

I watch house.

He come to house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree.

I look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

He strip she.

She strip he.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

I fall off tree.

I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.