One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.


"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."


"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"



"Lookin for me."